Hi there strokers...I know you already have that cock in hand don't you?  Well I'm not ready for that quite yet.  I want your eyes on your computer screen taking in the seductive smile on my face.  Yes little stroker, now you may get that tube of lube, I do so like it...

First off, get some good lubrication. Not the crisco oil in the kitchen, dummy. Go and buy some of the good stuff, something that will make your dick slide up and down in your hand smoothly. Now, after you do that- get a really nasty porno movie to watch. Since I am...

Hi there little wankers. Here at tease mafia, you are putting yourself in our hands. Not literally of course, though you wish . . .  *giggle*   I know you want to, but I don’t care. I’ll decide yes or no based on my mood, not on anything you do or say. Oh, I’ll admit,...

Hi there boys, I know you've been dying to stroke your cocks for me. I know how hard and throbbing you get while you take a little look and listen. I have a bit of pity tonight, so go ahead, take it out. Stroke it slow, do it for my amusement. Make your dick dance for...

Those of you who have been keeping up with my blog (cockkeeper.com) know my passion for playing cards. I thought for todays tease session I would get a standard deck of 52 cards and play a fun cock stroking game with you. Everytime I draw a card you will have to...

Imagine this. Me sending you a slideshow of my sexiest, hottest, bare naked pussy spread photos for you to jack off with. In order for you to deserve that, you have to entertain me with hot and steamy stroking for the duration of the three hour episode, all of that...

Don’t get ready to start stroking yet… you’ve got some work to do first. I want you to go out to your local lingerie shop… no, I don’t want you to look at lingerie online, you are to walk into an actual store. There, I want you to spend a good half hour looking at...