What’s your favorite way to be teased? A little glimpse of cleavage? A suggestive glance? A sexy innuendo? Anything I have to say in my delicious voice?
Men seem to have an insatiable appetite for cock teasing. Sometimes I think a man spends his day–at least the parts of his day not dominated by work–looking for sexual thrills. They’re easy pickings for me; I love to hang out on a sunny afternoon downtown. I’m dressed quite risque, all of the men are dressed in shirts and ties. They think I don’t see them looking, but I’ve learned how to have eyes in the back, front, and sides of my head!
I always giggle to myself when one of the gawkers finally gets up the nerve to approach me as I’m sitting at an outdoor table with a coffee and a book. Of course, my shorts are so short they might as well be denim panties, and I’m wearing pretty wedge heels and dangling one shoe off my toe. I admit it: I’m a natural cock tease!
He asks me something stupid, like whether I come here often. I reply that I generally prefer to cum in private–unless he’d like to make me an offer I can’t refuse.
Sometimes they apologize and slink off, defeated. Sometimes they’re emboldened, as if I’d actually like to talk dirty with them right there at the sidewalk cafe. No matter the reaction I get from the poor out of his element man, my reaction is the same. I put my sunglasses on, gather my things, and slowly saunter off. I make sure I give him plenty to look at as I do so.
The thing that amazes me is the guys are rarely made fun of by their male counterparts at other tables. They’re all practically thanking that loser for getting me up out of my chair so they can all take a gander at my ass. Men cannot resist teasing!
What about you? What kind of teasing gets to you? Give me a call and tell me. I can’t wait to hear all about it.
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Oh yeah, you’re right Ms Piper, men DO think about sex all the time. The 6,000 – 8,000 times a day number has been debunked — who knows what the actual number is — but I guarantee any reader of your blog posts is thinking about sex and cock teasing the entire time he’s reading, dialing the phone and then talking with you!
Somebody needs to study THAT!
For me it’s seeing something I’m “not supposed to see”. A peek of her bra, a stocking top, or a bit of leg from a slit in her skirt. Even if what I’m seeing isn’t something that shouldn’t be seen. Toe cleavage in a pump is another. Anything that gets my mind involved.
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Hello Harper,
There are three methods of “stranger tease” that absolutely drive me bonkers.
1) Especially if she has her eyebrows done up, if she quickly raises both of her eyebrows and then winks with one eye, it drives me bonkers and even moreso if done in a context of plausible deniability—for example, a checker that the super market saying something like “OMG these sausages are so tasty!” and then does the eyebrows an wink thing. Was it just her natural body language response to recalling something that gave her pleasure or was she flirting? Being autistic I seem to have more trouble distinguishing than many men, and honestly, it drives me wild not knowing if the tease was intentional or not, honestly more pleasurable than actually knowing.
2) Exposed toes, especially if her toes have a bright toenail polish color to draw my attention to them and then even moreso if her feet or toes are fidgeting. It puts me in a really awkward spot because if she catches me looking at her feet, will she think I’m a freak and give me the cold shoulder? So I do not want to look but on the other hand the toes are right there beckoning for me to look. I feel like I want to get to know her better, because if she knows me, she’ll (hopefully) know I’m an okay guy and then maybe when she catches me looking she’ll be amused and not freaked out, but getting to know her better is so hard without revealing my attraction to her toes first. If she’s barefoot, for some reason dirty feet are a turn on. Not as in poor hygiene dirty, but dirty as in they were clean when she got out of the shower in the morning and she has just been walking around barefoot.
3) Top button of her jeans or shorts undone, and the zipper undone just a tad so that the panties are just barely visible. Especially if she is wearing hip huggers but any jeans or shorts will do it. I know that its the fashion and she isn’t wearing her pants/shorts that way for my visual gratification but frack me, it’s more visually gratifying than if the pants/shorts weren’t there and her panties were completely exposed.
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When she already known I’m interested in her and I’m kneeling naked in front of her, it drives me nuts if she pats me on the head and says something like “Oh such a good boy” as if I was her puppy.