There’s something so delightfully decadent about taking your time in a long cock tease masturbation session. In this economy, anything that smacks of self care and indulgence can become a deeply subversive and revolutionary act, and in some lights the very act of subverting the hegemony becomes a vital and needed element of a healthy life. This is why I always encourage my lovers, submissives, partners, and playthings to go ahead and make the time to indulge in at least an hour’s worth of cock tease every week! Don’t think you can find the time? Let me tell you why you need to damn well make time to masturbate!

We all know the hustle is real.

Cock Tease Masturbation Mistress Harper 8006017259Who doesn’t have a side hustle nowadays, anyway? Even if you are blessed to have one job, in a longstanding career that you love, you’ve surely been exposed to the notion that other folks around you are deep in the hustle to make ends meet. There’s just so much stress in the current socio-economic climate, all centered around work and money and politics, it can feel like an endless grind just to get through your day to day life! If you’re one of the millions of folks stuck working your main job, and then also a side job for ‘extra’ money (that isn’t so extra in reality), you know the way life just seems to get you down. In the face of this new reality, the internet teems with dozens upon dozens of articles about self care and de-stressing your life. And yet not one of these articles on mainstream media sites advocates for the simplest, easiest, least onerous method for taking care of yourself: cock tease masturbation!

Advice given out to stressed millennials can be boiled down to a simple aphorism:

Use your limited free time to find a way to monetize your hobbies. Talk about a way to turn a fun and relaxing hobby into yet another grind! Let’s drop that idea entirely, and go for something that really will improve your life and relieve stress right here and now. Did you know that masturbation creates a storm of biochemical changes in your brain and body that lower your blood pressure, decreases your heart rate, and instantly lowers your perceived stress levels? It’s true: masturbation is good for you! And, the longer you take to enjoy your masturbation, the greater the positive health effects for you! That means a little cock tease masturbation once a week can increase your enjoyment in life for the short term, and the length of your life overall.

Here’s how you can reduce your stress and enjoy your life more through the power of cock tease masturbation.

Get out your planner, your bullet journal, your calendar app on your phone, whatever method you’re using to schedule yourself and keep track of your tasks throughout your life. Find a span of about three hours contiguously that you can wall off from everything else, and label that “Me Time.” Why three hours? I want you to build in a buffer, first, so that if you’re running late, or have something you’ll need to attend to right after your Me Time, you have a guaranteed no rush zone. You’ll want fifteen minutes on either side as a ‘just in case’ buffer zone. Plan for a half hour before your cock tease masturbation session to get ready: gather a nice towel so you don’t make a mess, your lube, and any toys you want to make use of. Give yourself an hour or so for play time, then another half hour to clean up afterward. If you’ve done the math, you’ll realize there’s a further 30 minutes unscheduled in your Me Time; you’re welcome, you have extra bonus time to play with yourself and tease your cock!

Listen to the audio accompanying this post for more instructions about how to tease your cock in your weekly masturbation session.

Be a radical, a revolutionary, tear down the societal expectation that life should be all hustle and no glow! Take the time to enjoy a cock tease masturbation session every week (at least! Feel free to enjoy teasing your cock daily, if you feel so moved!) For extra cock tease fun, give me a call, or any of your favorite Cock Tease mistresses.

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