The Post You Didn’t Know You Needed

Hello guys! You’ve been masturbating a long time. Getting tired of the same old, same old method of self gratification? I got you! In this post, I am going to give you some new ways to get off and up your creative pleasure game. After all, men need to masturbate, that’s a fact jack!

Let’s face it, you have been in a relationship with you hand, a very long time. And not to dis the hand but it’s time to change things up and give your cock some new stimulation during sex time.

Some of these you have heard of and forgotten about, and some of these will be brand new. Definitely give each one a try and see if they create the pleasure shot you seek.

New Ways to Masturbate: Bag that Cock

To engage in this form of masturbation, you will need a plastic sandwich bag (without the sandwich in it lol) and a bottle of quality lube. I think it goes without saying gents, that you want to use a clean baggie.

Squeeze about two teaspoons of lube into the baggie and seal it shut. Message the baggie (no not for it’s pleasure), to spread the lube throughout the bag. You can add the extra step of putting the closed bag into a bowl of hot water to warm up the lube or you can proceed to the “bagging of the cock” masturbation.

You can opt to hold the bag in your hand OR put it between two couch cushions or pillows for a hands free experience.

Put your cock in the warm bag with lube and begin masturbating the cock. It’s an interesting sensation and you may soon find yourself stocking up on sandwich baggies in the store. TIP: Get them at the Dollar store!

A Forgotten Way to Masturbate : The Good Old Shower Head

You have heard about it but have you experimented with a shower head? Not only does your shower head have options for pressure and vibrating water, but you can adjust the temperature.

Now you have your settings options but let’s explore the “where” you are putting them. Of course you will try the shaft, cock head and ridges but also explore the balls, the taint (the skin between your balls and asshole). And speaking of assholes, go ahead and try it there too. You won’t know what feels good unless you try, so try!

New Stimulation for Masturbation: The Perineum Gateway to the Prostate

If you are not ready to penetrate your backend to experience bliss, there is actually another to get there. Now, don’t get me wrong, if you are up for ass penetration to stimulate your prostate, go for it! I applaud it actually. BUT, if you aren’t ready for that plunge, there is an alternative.

It’s called, “Perineum stimulation.” Start by reaching backward from the base of your balls towards your anus. You’ll will feel a bit of a softer area that will feel like absolute bliss. . Stimulate that spot by rubbing, creating pressure, or even a vibrator. Believe it or not, you can actually achieve having an orgasm by stimulating this area!

New Things to Masturbate with: Veggie Veggie Fruit Fruit Toys

You would be surprised what items you can find in your fridge to create your very own “Pocket pussy,” It just takes finding the right vegetable or fruit and a little prep. If you can get your hands on a thick cucumber it can become a great sex toy. Start by cutting off the front quarter of the cucumber. (keep the small section for a snack later lol)

Take the long section and using a spoon start hollowing it out. Now, take a latex glove, push it in the cucumber and wrap the edge of the top of the glove around the edge of the cucumber. Secure it with an elastic band or hair tie. Now you can opt to put the entire thing in a warm bowl of water to warm everything up before the masturbation session. Either way, once ready pour some quality lube into the cucumber, take two fingers and spread the lube inside the glove and find a comfy spot.

Your homemade Cucumber pussy is ready to go! After use you can remove glove and throw away the mess inside or you can opt to throw away the entire cucumber pussy.

This same method can be used for numerous fruits and veggies, get creative!

Get Off with Your Ears : Guided Audio Masturbation

If you watch a great deal of porn, you may want to consider changing things up using guided masturbation. Having a sexy audio to listen to and obey can be extremely erotic. Whether you seek pure JOI (Jerk off Instructions), a story, or interaction with a Mistress, it can bring a brand new flavor to getting off!

Phone Sex with a Mistress of your choice is a great way to change up your self-pleasure. It’s real time and the interaction can be off the charts. And here’s a tip, the more time you spend talking to a Mistress, the more you know each other and the better the Guided Masturbation can be.

Purchasing a ready made JOI audio is another way to bring a new vibe to masturbation. Ready made audios for sell in our audio store give you the perk of listening anytime you choose and you can multiple times. We have guys that have collections of our ready made audios. Here is a link to one I did with Mistress Becky : Cock Control Truth Or Consequences

A custom made audio just for you, is another option. Perhaps you have something specific you want in your Guided Masturbation, a custom recording is exactly what you need. How hot is it to think about having your Mistress record something just for you and nobody else. For your ears only. You can check out my custom audios page by clicking here.

The bottom line here is that audio can be a new form of inspiration and take you to places you have yet to go. So if watching porn has been your thing, change it up and let an erotic voice take control and help you get off.

These are just a few ways to up your self sexy time game. Also, have other ideas? I would LOVE to hear them, comment below and share.

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