MILF Cocktease at the Gym

I can’t decide who is more fun to tease at the gym – the trainers or the gym rats! They are all younger than me by quite a bit, sometimes even half my age – but age is truly meaningless when you’re a fit MILF cocktease who is completely confident in her sexuality. I don’t think you need to be told that that is where I shine without a lick of effort. Do I wear a skimpy top and booty shorts? Nope – I’m there to maintain my glowing health and delicious legs, not to strut for attention. But attention follows me all around the cardio deck, the floorwork area, and the weight machines. The expression “like bees to honey” comes to mind, but little do they know that I’m not all sugar-sweet…

My Favorite Toy to Cocktease at the Gym

My favorite teasetoy so far is the Romanian bodybuilder that I bump into whenever I go for a late session on a Saturday. I don’t even know his name, but he comes over to give me tips and compliments on my form when I’m using that big cable thing in the weight room. He’s maybe 24 and quite a nice piece of eye candy, and his muscles look like inflated balloons. I told him as much once, and of course he invited me to feel how real they are. It reminds me of a stand-up comedy routine where the skinny comic pointed out that you can make all your muscles bigger at the gym except the one you really want to bulk up. So if I take that boy back to my place, would we end up screwing each other blind, or is it more likely to result in an epic round of small penis humiliation? I’ll either be satisfied or amused, so it’s not like I can lose, right?

The Trainer Tease

If I want a sure thing, I could always arrange an assisted stretching session with Devyn, who thinks I don’t notice him checking me out under his lashes a dozen times each visit. As if he could get away with such a thing around a professional MILF cocktease! Chocolate skin, built like a track and field star, and his bike shorts leave little to the imagination. Everything about this man screams ‘satisfaction guaranteed’, with an endless supply of stamina to back it up. I overheard him commenting to another trainer last week that “the MILFs in this gym are driving my nuts NUTS, man.” I was the only woman over 25 on the gym floor, and the only one with the drive to put his athletic endurance to the test. Naked.

The Wannabes

I can’t stand these guys, which means they deserve a mention but only as the lowlife of the gym scene. You know the type – hell, maybe you ARE the type. They have strangely inflated egos and embrace their 20-lb beer guts like they’re some kind of proof of manliness? It makes no sense to me, but at least they give up and go away after a month or two. They tend to frequent the equipment right outside the group class training room and leer at the ladies sweating their asses off in yoga class. I don’t even want to hear what they’re saying, but they’re loud. The way they throw the word cameltoe around, you’d think they just discovered the word… *eyeroll*. I always picture them in the locker room showers, on their knees sucking cock because they really should apologize to the real men in the gym for getting in the way. Seriously, that’s all they do.

Beware of the Gym MILFs

We are the alphas in the room, whether we consider ourselves MILF mistresses or “just” MILFs. We know what you’re thinking, and we know what to do about it. Now behave yourself, put some effort into your workouts, and we just might take notice – in a good way! Have a little listen to ways you can make the right impression on a sexy MILF cocktease at the gym.

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