Hello Naughty Little Stroker Sluts! I know, I know, you’ve been really touching yourself a lot, lately, right? How did I know? Well, the crisp fall air has that kind of effect on people. Maybe it’s all of that male bonding over football and watching the cheerleaders on TV? Well, as many of you know, I totally missed the sports gene. However, I do know enough about football to make an interesting and fun masturbation sport. You may only be able to do this if you live alone, or have a really relaxed and supportive significant other or group of friends you watch the games with (that sounds like a whole ‘nother’ naughty assignment!). If you fit any of the above criteria, this is the deal. You may begin stroking only when the players are on the field and are actually playing. By that I mean, running, throwing, catching the ball. If the players stop running with the ball, or stop running after the ball, for any reason, any reason at all, YOU STOP STROKING! Pretty simple, huh? Well, not so fast. What you will come to realize (before you cum), is that football is a pretty slow game. (I might be interested in watching it if they would let those boys just play! But the guys in the striped shirts seem to stop them every 5 seconds!) Let’s see how long you can hold out only stroking for a few seconds at a time! DON’T CHEAT! If you want to know the next leg of this assignment…click here…

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